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How to butcher a human carcass November 18, 2006

Posted by Al in : bizarre,scary,tutorial , trackback

Whether you’re a cannibal, a mass murderer, or maybe even a first time murderer, this page is for you. Brought to you by The Church of Euthanasia, whose motto is “Save the planet, kill yourself”, this handy guide gives step-by-step instructions on how to bleed, behead, disembowel and finally butcher a human carcass. Very strange, and maybe not to your taste – however it’s always worth knowing that such valuable information is out there.


1. csper - March 15, 2007

is this real?..will it really work??

2. Al - March 15, 2007

I don’t know – I haven’t tried.
It sounds very believable as it is just like slaughtering any large animal really.
If you try let us know.

3. pig - March 12, 2008

I would like to know more information, such as aquiring the longpig, if it is preferable if keeping the longpig in captivity for a longer period to castrate it (male longpig). what the butchers prefered methods of termination are, if some of them like to experence suffering from the longpig or if they just want the quick term. more explanation about what the butcher if feeling each step of the way.

4. Jack 'The ripper' - October 19, 2010

Thanks i slaughtered someone using this just yesterday!

5. askdjh - December 31, 2011

human rocky mountain oysters…..