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God has a sense of humour

Al — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:46:42 +0000

It’s good to see that petty nastiness is not appreciated by whichever god listened and then judged these prayers. One man, who calls himself a Christian whilst engaging in some very un-Christian ill wishing, asked his audience to join with him and pray for rain to ruin the Democratic convention. However, this fell flat as that convention passed without any “rain of biblical proportions” as asked for by Stuart Shepard and his fellow petty praying people, but just look what is happening in time for the Republican convention.

Hurricane Gustav looks to force them to abandon, or at least reschedule their convention due to rain and wind of epic proportions.

I don’t believe this has a “prime cause” but is, instead, just ironic coincidence; but surely this should cause some of these folks who listen to someone who preaches “hate thy neighbour” rather than “love thy neighbour”, and who encourages people to abandon Christian values of “love thy enemies” or “turn the other cheek”, to re-evaluate where their beliefs lie.

Drunk, high, naked driver crashes ….

Al — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:43:53 +0000

… and there’s more for one of the better post titles of all time. Whilst I definitely don’t approve of the drink driving, I can only applaud this Canadian’s commitment to committing the ultimate victimless crime. High on crack, drunk, naked, masturbating with a prostitute whilst speeding allows him to tick some unusual boxes – I only hope he was blaspheming and farting at the same time, just to complete the set.

Superb tongue twister cartoon

Al — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:25:47 +0000

This is just brilliant. I can’t imagine how long this must have taken to record. The video was found here.

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How to tell if your ass is too small

Al — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:38:58 +0000

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Rickrolled by Obama

Al — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:46:21 +0000

I’m really fed up of the drawn out American election process, especially when the Internet gets choked with stuff that the rest of the world really doesn’t care about. However, I rather liked this piece, and appreciate the work that goes into getting it done.

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"Don’t be badgered" car adverts

Al — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:21:50 +0000

These are quite funny, and there’s a link to “trunk monkey” adverts in the comments as well. All good.

The trunk monkey adverts are here:

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Funny pictures #27

Al — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:32:26 +0000

More funny pictures available here. Some of them you’ve seen before; some are new; all are amusing.

Beaker performs "Ode to Joy"

Al — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:32:36 +0000

Brilliantly bizarre!

Best God joke ever – and some more

Al — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:25:36 +0000

Emo Philips is a strange character, but often rather funny; and in this particular joke he excels himself with a simple idea taken to another level. If you’ve never heard this joke before then you should laugh, and if you have heard it before it should still raise a smile. Read, laugh, enjoy.

Nature articles by Cracked.com

Al — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:16:11 +0000

I like Cracked.com, as it amuses me on a regular basis. However, I’m not sure whether I’ve ever blogged any of their stuff before, so I thought I’d make up for it by blogging 3 nature based articles that are worth a read. Firstly there’s this article on how man shouldn’t attempt to tackle nature, then an article on insects you wouldn’t want to meet on a regular basis, and finally a piece on cute animals that are far more dangerous than they look. Enjoy.