British insults for Americans June 24, 2007
Posted by Al in : educational,interesting , trackbackOne of the biggest differences between the UK and the US is in the language we use. Although both countries use English, the two variations on one language are slowly, but surely, diverging. Since we British can lay claim to the English language, having spoken it for almost a millennium before the US was settled, then it’s probably time we set the rules straight and told you how to swear properly. For example: an Asshole means a hole in a donkey, whereas an arsehole is the sphincter located in your backside. So, for all my American readers, here’s a list of correct English insults.
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your so queer
Cheers Jackie,
but that should be “You’re so queer” – once again, learn to speak English
Haha- go Al! Brilliant comback there =)
whoops i mean comeback!
the united kingdom rule over America they have nothing of their own and are p’ussys when it’s comes to wars they can’t tell their arse from their elbow as well they are 100% American but 100% fucking stupid they seem to think the UK is just England it’s not you retards. God save the Queen
ps God hates America that is why you get twisters and wild fires. Long live the Cornish Kid
British >>>>>>> American slang FACT
i cant believe you put the slang words up as insults are you fucking retarded hummm let me see YES that aint gnna do fuck all you saddo at least the united kingdom dont get ruled buy black people haha you saddo
Yeah, the UK’s army is MUCH better than the US’. Who needed who’s help in WWII? Who won the Revolutionary War? Who won the War of 1812? Face it dude, your army sucks balls. Oh, nobody likes Obama anymore.
Oh well, the_slut_of_the_north_east is a lesbo. Diana strapped on one and fucked her from the grave.
Tally ho, big ben, scones, yellow teeth, ugly wankers, tea, crumpets, bad breath, and all that.
No Black person would want to rule the UK. Besides Canada, this place is next in line the world’s punchline.
Bitch Of The North East, that was one of the most pathetic racist statements ever written. You’re the reason you people are such “wankers”. Now, go back to your drafty little pub and shut your flapper.
No Black person in their right mind would want to rule the UK. Besides Canada, this place is next in line the world’s punchline. Of course, that doesn’t stop your musician poofs from copying American rock and roll and blues.
Bitch Of The North East, that was one of the most pathetic racist statements ever written. You’re the reason you people are such ugly little pale wankers. Now, go back to your drafty little pub and have a spot of tea and scones before Diana comes back and straps one on and rapes you from beyond the grave again.
Oh and it’s “BY” not “BUY”. Speak English, Bitch, ENGLISH!
Tally ho.
Yanks have nothing on England, You have the highest Obesity rate in the world, which is the reason why you train in planes more, you cant run without catching a heart attack, which is the reason you have the highest heart attack rate in the world.
You claim to speak English because your just begging to be us, just stick to your native Indian language its probably a lot of clicking and clacking not even real words. Your all dirty redneck hillbillys who fuck your own sisters and wank over horses.
English are better than Americans in every way possible, English dont all have yellow teeth, like every country a lot of people have yellow teeth its just a made up insult that makes no sense.
The proof of Americans wanting to be English is you speak our language, you swap tea for ‘COOWFEEE’ and your choice of a healthy lifestyle is Burger King.
And on top you couldnt even do shit in the ghettos of England either, hahaha dumb hillbillys dont know shit.
AMERICA! I’m sorry, who was it that fucked off in WWII? That’s right, you? Who LET you win the Revolutionary War? That’s right, us. All your stupid shitty army has got is numbers and lots of guns, oh and the ability to not know who the bad guys are, so you drop bombs on us or your own people. Who was it that needed help in Iraq and Afghanistan? YOU. Who was left to clear up you stupid mess in Iraq and Afghanistan? Us. Come back when you have THE BEST trained army in THE WORLD.
Oh and UK suck balls… Fair enough with all your comment and what not but can’t tell US to speak English… Think of your own language then tell us to speak that DICK. Go ahead make jokes about Diana, we don’t give a shit, we’re not The Queen. She’s just some princess who died. Go get bombed and cry over 9/11 you dickhead
Hahaha this is great stuff I particularly like the comments on the war. CAN THE USA PLEASE STOP FIREING AT THE BRITISH WERE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE BLOODY FUDGE PACKERS!!!!!!! And you can talk about Diana J F K spent 1.6 mill on a space mission that money would have been better spent on a car with a roof. TWATS
two world wars one world cup
Hey Americans go loose some fucking weight you fat fucks
fuck usa it’s full of poofs
I’m an american but I came from my ancestry is from Britain so take my biest as you think the not the uk or the us are bad (all besides obama) but still we should not be fighting most of us were Brits around 250 years ago fighting is pointless and DOES NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE
Ha!! This is so funny! I wonder when your Queen will get off her ugly fucking ass and shell out billions of dollars to the other countries that are in need? America is always the first to respond to a world disaster. Where the fuck is your donations? Where the fuck is your support? We are living in constant economic hardship but we still support our neighbors unlike you british fuckoffs! And no… your military sucks dick. You join with us because if not you will be the first to be taken off the map by the enemy. As for our Black President? Im proud that we have a strong AFRICAN AMERICAN AS OUR LEADER! Your Queen might take the stick out her ass if she got some black cock! BLACKER THE BERRY, SWEETER THE JUICE BABY!
Hahaha, that was entertaining, hate to say it, but 99% of the American steriotypes mentioned are true. I feel like I’m betraying my country for saying this, but the UK is better in many ways, from the cars and food to the people and the way the government is run, UK’s just better. Sorry America, I’m not going to lie. You suck.
You “let us win” the Revolutionary war? Fuck you, you’re just mad ’cause you guys are bitches and can’t even win against your own colony. No matter what, America’s the one who has the balls to get shit done. You just got hit by a giant tsunami and need help? That’s chill. We’re having economic issues too, but we’ll totally help. Your asshole dictator killing his own people? Sweet, we’ll air-strike that motherfucker. YOU GOT A WORLD-CLASS TERRORIST LEADER HIDING IN YOUR COUNTRY? AMERICA WILL FUCK. HIS. SHIT. UP. Who killed Osama Bin Laden? Respect, bitch, or you’re next.
America carnt even beat itself in a war what chance have they got against the greatest army of all time. Fuck them. they have all the gear but no idea. But is surpose it carnt be helped since everything they make falls apart in there hands. They boast about there nuclear weapons but even if they did launch one it would blow up over them. But that would probably do them good. The radiation would mutate them into something less ugly.
You british assholes suck balls you cheeky mingers
@Crimzon
UMM LOL WHAT? WHAT CHANCE HAVE WE GOT AGAINST THE “GREATEST ARMY OF ALL TIME”? FUCK YOU, WE WON AGAINST YOU ONCE- WE’LL WIN AGAINST YOU EVERY TIME
SUCK OBAMA’S NUTS YOU BRITISH PANSIES
*COUGH*9/11*COUGH*
I am France so fuck you both!
Wow what a typical American insult! “yeah but we saved your ass in WWII” never gets old. And our army is much better, one of the reasons why is because we don’t kill our own men
I’m American and i hate to say it but England is a little better especially the guys. The majority of the American males are douchebags and they are also very shallow. I have a good friend from England and he was really nice towards me and said that i was really pretty, while here in my town boys only want some loose slut with fake tits so they can suck on them. Sorry America maybe if you guys take some lessons from England you might be better.
-Nikki
The thing you have to think about is though that England once ruled over half the world because we built ships so then when you hear some yank say “oh yeh we have the best armed forces ever” you think WTF when the US get into a war who is the one covering their arse oh let me think ………. The Uk sorry America but you suck.
oh and the person called “I’m a dumbass American and proud” the bit where you say that if UK weren’t allies with US we’d get wiped of the map. But which country does the majority of the world dislike the US I could write a whole book on how America is disliked but I don’t think my arm could take that much pressure so enough said UK is better than US so face it.
oh and the bit where you say the queen should shell out billions of dollars/pounds shows how much you know the queen does shit it’s the government that does everything.